"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition
"It’s 20 years, and 54 minutes later, but this winter, there’s an unpleasant chill in the air. After learning her father died because the piemaker brought his mother back to life, Chuck disappeared into the night. The piemaker considered the places to find Chuck. The places she’d run, the places she called home."
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.
- Freedom means the freedom to choose how to use that freedom to protect the freedom of others.
- That’s just pastel color shit.
This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.
"You wake them, or show your face, yes. I will shoot you."
if i die tonight b/c yes i am that sick i want you to know that i am still mad laurie married amy not jo that is some bullshit like when i see louisa may alcott in heaven she might be catching some hands courtesy of me
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
Idris Elba & Naomie Harris @ Toronto International Film Festival
as if men had a monopoly on murder