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fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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have you and bertha considered marriage counseling?


we tried that but all the guy said was, “oh my god what is she doing in this cold, damp attic this is literally breaking like 10 laws????” all therapists are swindlers

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Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better


Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

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what's your least favorite thing about jane?


i love jane eyre more than anything in this entire god forsaken world she’s the best but idk sometimes she blows stuff out of proportion like there was this one time she got mad at me because I used Blanche Ingram to make her jealous and apparently that’s “rude” and “a terrible awful shitty thing to do to another human being,” and then she, like, freaked the fuck out when my wife snuck into her room the night before our wedding and ripped her veil, and she straight up snuck out in the middle of the damn night after she found out I had a wife???? like come on i wish she would just chillax sometimes lmao

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-So, boy, you save anyone’s life today?
-Actually, I did. Not that any of them were very happy about it.

The Knick 1x04

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  • claire: really? don't you want to marry someone you actually care about???
  • jamie: i mean
  • jamie: there isn't really ANYONE exactly
  • jamie: definitely not someone in the vicinity
  • jamie: definitely not someone sitting right beside me
  • jamie: i just wanna help you out pal to pal
  • jamie: i'mavirginbye
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no image has ever described my life quite so well


no image has ever described my life quite so well

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The Queen of Rap slaying with Queen Bey. ***Flawless
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as if men had a monopoly on murder
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