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[image description: still from The Colbert Report with white captions; the still shows Colbert speaking into the camera, the screen shows four women* standing in a row; caption reads “Why would you go to war on women? They don’t have any oil.”]
ohhh SNAP
Yes: it was the hoodie’s fault. A hooded sweatshirt can make an innocent teen look like a criminal — just like a suit and glasses can make Geraldo Rivera look like a journalist.
STEPHEN COLBERT, on Fox “News” contributor Geraldo Rivera’s contention that wearing a hoodie is what led to Trayvon Martin’s murder, on The Colbert Report
Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”
Maurice Sendak just being awesome on The Colbert Report (x)


